Post by Jonny 5 on Jan 20, 2015 16:52:32 GMT -6
Alright, so here's what I'm envisioning. I'm going to make my last call and go through this schpeal with whatever it is that wants my soul; and about that same time the sound of a beach will fade in and I'll be sitting there talking back and forth with myself like a 5 year old playing with action figures. I want some of the guys to be shouting out trying to find me; and then one of you will be like "He's over here!" and everyone will be like "We found him"
Then some of the guys will come up and listen to me going back and forth with myself and be like "What's wrong with him?" "I don't know, look, he's set up a tent, his laptop, a campfire...has he just been living here normally while talking into the mic to himself without realizing it?" More Jibberish from me. Then someone will be all like "Yo Jonny, you ok? Jonny? Somebody go get some water." Then someone comes back and splashes seawater in my face and I start screaming out "Ah my eyes, what the fuck?" and somebody will be like "Dude what did you splash on him?" Just water I got off the beach." "Dumbass that's salt water. Sorry about him Jonny; are you back?" and I'll say "Yeah, I was having the craziest dream..." and you guys will start "and I was there? and I was there?" and I'll say, "What? No, why the hell would I dream about you guys. By the way, what the hell am I doing here?" "You were in a plane crash, apparently you've been sitting here recording calls for the past 15 weeks." "Well thanks for snapping me out of it, common guys, let's get going." End scene.
You guys decide who plays which somebody, feel free to make some adjustments to the "script" if you feel like you've got some better material.
Then some of the guys will come up and listen to me going back and forth with myself and be like "What's wrong with him?" "I don't know, look, he's set up a tent, his laptop, a campfire...has he just been living here normally while talking into the mic to himself without realizing it?" More Jibberish from me. Then someone will be all like "Yo Jonny, you ok? Jonny? Somebody go get some water." Then someone comes back and splashes seawater in my face and I start screaming out "Ah my eyes, what the fuck?" and somebody will be like "Dude what did you splash on him?" Just water I got off the beach." "Dumbass that's salt water. Sorry about him Jonny; are you back?" and I'll say "Yeah, I was having the craziest dream..." and you guys will start "and I was there? and I was there?" and I'll say, "What? No, why the hell would I dream about you guys. By the way, what the hell am I doing here?" "You were in a plane crash, apparently you've been sitting here recording calls for the past 15 weeks." "Well thanks for snapping me out of it, common guys, let's get going." End scene.
You guys decide who plays which somebody, feel free to make some adjustments to the "script" if you feel like you've got some better material.